Joke

Joke jokes

Bar

    • A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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    • Banker

    • I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

    Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

    Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

    Self

    • Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

    The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.
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    Key

    • What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.

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    • Mistake

    • Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"

    Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."

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    • Marriage

    • A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

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    • Cent

    • What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

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