Joke jokes
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Memes
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.