Joke jokes
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.