Joke jokes
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Memes
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*