Joke jokes
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Memes
joe mama roast
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.