Joke jokes
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
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BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.