Joke jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.