Joke jokes

Yo mama so old.

Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!

Ashten Parkes

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.

I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

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