Joke jokes
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.