Joke jokes
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
I don't know, I don't have one.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.