Joke jokes
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Let's have toast in the bath.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
My sad ass life.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.