Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Joke Jokes
My sad ass life.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
