Joke jokes
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I don't know, I don't have one.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.