Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.