Joke

Joke jokes

Suicide

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

Guy

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

Emo

What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.

Taco

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

Insult

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Mama

Yo mama so old.

Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!

Breast

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Hairline

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Prank

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance πŸ•Ί πŸ˜… joke is good ok for kids."

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.