Joke jokes
Ashten Parkes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore β my face should be among them.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Stephen Hawking doesnβt have a dick; he has a microchip.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
kiibati orojo?
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some donβt.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.