Joke jokes
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."