Joke jokes
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Ashten Parkes
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore β my face should be among them.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance πΊ π joke is good ok for kids."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.