I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Joke Jokes
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Let's have toast in the bath.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
