What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Joke Jokes
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
