Joke jokes
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"