Joke jokes
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!