Joke jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.