Joke jokes
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.