Joke jokes
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."