Joke

Joke jokes

Cat

Why didn’t the cat cross the road?

Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.

Food

I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.

People

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Ketchup

What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

Anesthesia

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes time to put you under.

Imposter

Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.

Bartender

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

Hate

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Trip

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"