Joke jokes
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?