Joke jokes
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!