Joke jokes
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.