Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"