I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Joke Jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
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Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
