Joke jokes
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.