Joke jokes
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What did the creep do when the woman said, âMake yourself at home?â
He hid in her attic.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesnât matter what you call it; it wonât come to you.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
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Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.