Joke jokes
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!