Joke jokes
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.