Joke jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.