Joke jokes
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.