Joke jokes

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

Runner beans.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.