Joke jokes
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
My sad ass life.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.