I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Joke Jokes
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
