Joke jokes
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
the best ANIME joke ever!!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
It's not a joke.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!