Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What did the north tower say to the south tower? Your too young to smoke
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.