What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler
How much did the haulla-cost
What did the hiroshima survivor say about the day little boy dropped? It was a blast
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son "Come on Dick, lets go."
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
Whats long and black? The line at KFC
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
your foreheads so big that it has its own gravitational pull
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a few hours.... Light him on fire he'll be warm the rest of his life.
2 friends are talking and the one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The Friend says, "I was in my car."
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
