Joke jokes
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
How do you see past that forehead?
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
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Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.