Joke jokes
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.