Joke jokes
it was just a prank bro.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."