Joke jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
I find bananas very appeeling.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)