Joke jokes
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
it was just a prank bro.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.