Joke jokes
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Quit making jokes about me.
Aren't I badly good?
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?