I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
it was just a prank bro
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
