Joke jokes
it was just a prank bro.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.