Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

    • What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

    I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

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    Name

    • Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

    Dad: Because she was made there.

    Son: Thanks, Dad.

    Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

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    • Kidnapping

    • A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”

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    Mom

    • Moms:OMG THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.The Joke:

    A yellow minion with spiky hair, wearing blue overalls and black gloves, is standing with a surprised look on his face. The text 'MINIONSWITZE' is visible behind him.
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    Fire

    • I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

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    • Fire

    • Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.

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    • Dark Humor

    • My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

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    Fish

    • What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

    What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

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    Wheelchair

    • A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

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    • Refrigerator

    • You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

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    Coconut

    • What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

    One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

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