Joke jokes
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!
So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)
So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.