Joke jokes
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What do you call a wingless fly? A walk!
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Fat.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.