Joke jokes
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Best way to do it.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Lessi
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.