A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
I would name my dog five miles so I could say I walk five miles every day but today I ran over five miles
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize your in a crematorium.
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box
what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?
They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
