Joke jokes
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.