Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.
your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'
What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
what do you call a blind german?
a notsee
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
