Joke jokes
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Memes
Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.