Joke jokes
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Professor Poopypants!!!
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
BAHAHA
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.