Joke jokes
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
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Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.