Joke jokes
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Memes
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.