Joke jokes
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.