Joke jokes
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Your face is a joke.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.