Joke jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Russia—the real joke.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."