Joke jokes
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
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