Joke jokes
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Did you?
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.