Joke jokes
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Jokes are rather funny.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.