Joke jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.