Joke jokes
Who even needs white jokes?
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
This website is a joke.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
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What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!