look in the mirror there's a joke for you
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think well better luck next time.
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who's there?) Not Sally...
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for portable urinal for men
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
It's said Duracell batteries are to last 75 yrs, well Stephen here you are
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
