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Student

A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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  • Memes

    Nun

    What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

    One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.

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  • Luck

    Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

    Man

    What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?

    Splattered.

    Sally

    Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    She had no arms.

    Why couldn't she get up?

    She had no friends.

    Knock Knock (Who's there?)

    Not Sally...

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  • Battery

    It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

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  • Hairline

    Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

    9/11

    Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

    Crisis

    What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"

    Emo girl

    An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

    Father

    So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."

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