What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.
When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."
The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"No, I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"
"Round the corner picking up shit."
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?