My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.
She was too young.
my suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks
what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Student: which end?
When you call the middle eastern suicide hotline they ask you if you can fly a plane.
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'i told my black friend a joke'' told him he needs to lighten up!!!
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What is mexico's favourite sport? Cross country
