Joke jokes
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs? Lean beef.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!