Joke jokes
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.