Joke jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Joke start.
Punchline!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco