Joke

Joke jokes

Father

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Comeback

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Wendy

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Dwarf

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

Death

Why is Death the world's biggest slut?

Death gets to f*** everyone.

Putin

What is the difference between Putin and an onion?

Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.

Friend

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

Orphan

Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?

A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?

Mirror

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Impasta

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.