Joke jokes
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.