Joke jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.