Joke jokes
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I would never slap a woman, then Iโd be destroying property.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
โHi Mom!โ
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Whatโs the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Did you hear about the woman who put her husbandโs ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.