Joke jokes
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.