Joke jokes
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.