Joke jokes
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Joke start.
Punchline!
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.