Joke jokes
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Russia—the real joke.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)