What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Joke Jokes
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
