Joke jokes
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"