Joke jokes
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."