Joke jokes
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
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I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.