Joke jokes
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!