Joke jokes
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
Your face is a joke.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!