Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Joke Jokes
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Did you?
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
