Joke jokes
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.