Joke jokes
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!