Joke jokes
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
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Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!