Joke jokes
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.