Joke jokes
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.