Joke jokes
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!