Joke jokes
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.