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Tower

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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  • Similarity

    What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?

    They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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  • Waitress

    So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

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  • Adoption

    I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

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  • Side

    There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

    Julius Caesar

    You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

    You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

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