Joke jokes

What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.

Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.

It’s flipping annoying! (Original)

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

You. You're the joke.

What did the mouse say after its bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!"

There are "nun" good jokes.

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.