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Blonde joke

    • A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."

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    • Joke memes

    Difference

    • What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

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    • Chuck Norris

    • Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

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    • Waitress

    • So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

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    • Miscarriage

    • What starts with M and ends with arriage?

    Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

    Neither does the child.

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    • Similarity

    • What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?

    They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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    • Julius Caesar

    • You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

    You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

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