Joke jokes
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Suck my cheetah.
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Lenard is a joke.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!