I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told
