Joke jokes
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
You are.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"