Joke jokes
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.