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Joke jokes

Orphan

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

Orphan

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

Song

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

Reaction

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

Mom

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

Ocean

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.

Body

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

Mama

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Brother

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

Rapper

Why did the rapper get lost in the music?

Because he couldn't find the beat.