Joke jokes

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Orphan joke.

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

Why was the booty so good at poker?

Because it always had a good PAIR.

Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.

What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?

RHY-MANGO!

Why did the rapper get lost in the music?

Because he couldn't find the beat.

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

Y'all need to add more jokes.

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

Worst joke.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!