Joke

Joke Jokes

Morning

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Guy

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

Website

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Woman

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

Uncle

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

House

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

Poker

Why was the booty so good at poker?

Because it always had a good PAIR.

Ocean

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.

Theme Park

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Mama

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Brother

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

Mom

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!