Joke jokes
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
These jokes suck!
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My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Your life is the joke.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
You wanna hear a joke? You.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Orphan joke.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.