Joke jokes
I think you're eggcellent!
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What am I doing?
Your mom.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.