Joke jokes
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
My life.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...