Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Joke Jokes
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
My life.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I love jokes!
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Your face.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Ur dad is mad.