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Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.