Joke jokes
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
My life.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I love jokes!
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!