Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Joke Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
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Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Really bad penis joke.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!