Joke jokes
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flying around about six inches above the water. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal."
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal."
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal."
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal."
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal."
Then it all happened.
The fly dropped six inches.
The fish came up and caught the fly.
The bear came out and caught the fish.
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich.
The mouse went for the sandwich.
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond.
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.