Joke

Joke jokes

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Plane

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

Cow

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

Guy

A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...

That's it... that's the end of the joke.

Orphan

Orphan joke protest! If you think orphan jokes are bad and wrong, then comment good comments; if not, then just comment! Let's reach 67,000 good comments!

Sister

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Line

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

Why can’t he just speak plain English?

Vampire

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)

Driver

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.

Pillow

Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.

Friend

Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.

Me: But you are not standing:)

Puzzle

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."