Joke jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
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What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Really bad penis joke.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.