Joke jokes
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.