Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
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What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Really bad penis joke.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!