What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Joke Jokes
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
I think you're eggcellent!
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.