Joke

Joke jokes

Knock

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!

Waste

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

Plane

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

Construction

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

Parachute

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

Ass

Why did the ass start a gardening service?

It was great at dropping SEEDS.

Ass

Why did the ass go to therapy?

It couldn't deal with all the crap.

Oral

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.