Joke

Joke jokes

Chimney

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

Content

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

Jar

Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.

Shooting

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

Smart ass

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

911

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Time

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

Joke site

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Orphan

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.