Joke jokes

Knock knock.

Jou is there?

Why don't you speak English?

Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it's tear-able!

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube.

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.

Friend: "Your jokes are too short."

Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."

Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."

Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."

Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)