Joke jokes
*insert a joke here*
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...