Joke jokes
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.