Joke

Joke jokes

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Orphan

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

Shampoo

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Pride Month

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

Dinosaur

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

Hen

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Life

Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...

My life.

Moose

Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.

Old

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

Sodium

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

Adoption center

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

Bar

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.

Mirror

I'm supposed to put a joke here.

But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?

I'm sure you'll laugh.

House

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)