Joke jokes
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
Whatβs the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
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My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Zachary Disease Joke π€£π€£π€£
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!