Joke jokes
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.