What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
Joke Jokes
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
