Joke jokes
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Funni Joke.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.