Joke jokes
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Funni Joke.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!