Joke jokes
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"