Joke jokes
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.