Joke

Joke Jokes

Shooter

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.

Cancer

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

Ketchup

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

Duck

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"

Titanic

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!

Brother

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

Midget

Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!

Swing

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.

Darkness

Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

Restaurant

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

Bar

A blind person walks into a bar.

Because they can’t see where they are going.

Skeleton

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

Duck

The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."

Hole

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.