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Joke Jokes
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
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We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.