Joke jokes

I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3

I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.

outside lmao.

-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.

Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?

My life.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Wanna hear a joke? Tin.

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

Knock knock.

A joke.

U.

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

Here's a joke... you.

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?

Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!