Joke jokes
Non-binary is a joke.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
America and UK are a joke.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.