Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
Joke Jokes
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Here's a joke... you.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
