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Joke jokes

Booty

Why don't booties get invited to parties?

They tend to CRACK people up!

Night

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Soccer

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Family

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Country

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Sister

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Page

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Orphan

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

Fish

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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