Joke jokes
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.