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Joke jokes

Paper

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

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Kid

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Math book

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Rapper

What do rappers like cantaloupe?

Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always have BARS on their GPS.

Booty

Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.

People

Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.

Daughter

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

Arse

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Guy

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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  • Computer

    What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

    I care when my computer crashes.

    Sex

    One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.

    Gas

    This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

    The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

    Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"