Joke jokes
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
That is so bad, just like you.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.