Joke jokes
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Here's a joke... you.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
Pacman 200 balls
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!