Joke jokes
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
No joke.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.