Joke jokes
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.