Joke jokes
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
That is so bad, just like you.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Pacman 200 balls