Joke

Joke jokes

Video

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Orphan

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Funeral

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

Guy

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Nut

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Family

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Soccer

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Country

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Night

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Sister

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.