Joke jokes
Jokes are not funny.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What the hell dam, hell dam?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.