Joke jokes

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

No joke.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

What the hell dam, hell dam?

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Banana joke?

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Your Nan.

WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Non-binary is a joke.

Guys, can you like my jokes, please?

America and UK are a joke.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.