Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Joke Jokes
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
That is so bad, just like you.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Pacman 200 balls
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
