Joke jokes
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
Here's a joke... you.
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.