Joke

Joke jokes

Terrorist

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a mathematician?

To count his STACKS of CASH.

Prison

You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.

Octopus

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

Mop

Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.

Microwave

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.

Butt

Why don't butts get along?

Because they can't stand each other's cheek!

Booty

Why don't booties get invited to parties?

They tend to CRACK people up!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

Bar

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”

The bartender says, “No, only women.”

The man then leaves.

Kid

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.