Joke jokes

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

Sad life goes, joke mom.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Jokes for the family to enjoy.

Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?

To eat chicken!

What did the mouse say after its bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!"

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?

My life.

Wanna hear a joke? Tin.

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.