Joke jokes
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.