If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What do you call a person?
A person.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
