Joke

Joke jokes

Sh

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Orphan

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

Fish

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

School

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

Night

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Soccer

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Country

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Orphan

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

Subject

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Family

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Sister

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.