Joke jokes
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Uh oh, stinky!