Joke jokes
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
That is so bad, just like you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"