Joke jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!

I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Uh oh, stinky!

What do you call a Chinese car thief?

Tommy Tookamota.

Here's a joke... you.

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

outside lmao.

-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.

Knock knock.

A joke.

U.

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

Pacman 200 balls

Want to hear a joke? My life.

I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!

Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...

That is so bad, just like you.

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.