Joke jokes
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Uh oh, stinky!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!