Joke

Joke Jokes

Country

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Orphan

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

Subject

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

Family

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Sister

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Guy

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Video

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Love

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Nut

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”