Joke jokes
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Uh oh, stinky!
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
That is so bad, just like you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.