What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Joke Jokes
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Jokes...
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
A joke.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
More jokes.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
