I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Joke Jokes
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
