Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Joke Jokes
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
