Joke jokes
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"