Joke jokes
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
None of these jokes really took off.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.