Joke jokes
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
You are the joke.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
I'm the joke, bitch.
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!