Joke jokes
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
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Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
9/11 Joke?
Not funny joke.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Funni Joke.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.