Joke jokes
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
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