Joke jokes
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.