Joke jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
(l=====8
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.