Joke

Joke jokes

Sister

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So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Difference

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What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?

One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.