Joke jokes
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What did the tree wear to the pool party š„³?
Swimming trunks.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why canāt orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parentās signature.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, itās too punny.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.