Joke jokes
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.