Joke jokes
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?