Joke jokes
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion đŚ.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Whatâs the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, whatâs the home address?
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)