Joke jokes
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
You wanna hear a joke?
You.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.