Joke jokes
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.