Joke jokes
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Aren't I badly good?
I love silly jokes.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!