Joke jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.