What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Joke Jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
