Joke jokes
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."