Joke jokes

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

The suicide squad.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

These jokes suck!

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.

Why was sis afraid of seven?

Cuz 7 ate 9.

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

Why was the stadium so cold?

Because of all its fans!

What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?

"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."

Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?

Because it was High School.

Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄

What is another name for a stupid fish?

"Dum bass."

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

What mountain do people like to race on?

Mount Rushmore.

Get it?

What do you call me?

Chinese?

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.