Joke jokes
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.