Joke jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.