Joke jokes
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"