Joke jokes

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?

Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.

Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?

A) Cancer.

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

What type of phone do orphans have?

Android because they don't have a home button.

What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud!"

What do you call an alligator detective??

An investi-gator.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms or legs.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Not Susie.

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.

I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?

A: Loli-pops.