Joke jokes
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.