Joke jokes
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."