Joke jokes
Orphan jokes? They protest.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.