Joke jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

I don't know, I have both!

If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

The world's first microwaves.

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."

What did the dick say to the condom?

Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏