Joke jokes
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Joke: CookVR
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Haha, you just saw sex!
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.